[ There is a brief flash of surprise on his face, but Crowley's expression quickly softens. He would have never, in all his life, guessed that Aziraphale was lacking in experience. ]
Wouldn't lie to you. Proof is in the pudding, right? Which you lapped right up, need I remind you.
[ Perhaps it was just the fact that it was Aziraphale that had shook Crowley into pieces - but that couldn't have been all of it. He may not have the broadest of experiences himself with getting his cock sucked, but one of those did include an incubus. Perhaps Aziraphale just had some hitherto unknown talent. ]
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Wouldn't lie to you. Proof is in the pudding, right? Which you lapped right up, need I remind you.
[ Perhaps it was just the fact that it was Aziraphale that had shook Crowley into pieces - but that couldn't have been all of it. He may not have the broadest of experiences himself with getting his cock sucked, but one of those did include an incubus. Perhaps Aziraphale just had some hitherto unknown talent. ]