Only if that someone is you, and only if I am allowed to flatter you in return.
Of course a hat can't know any of that. The whole sorting business saves Rowling the effort of proper characterization. She can have all the "bad" characters in one house with a few exceptions as plot twists.
Well, I wouldn't mind switching bodies with you again, if it comes down to it. Regardless, I won't let them touch you.
What does glow-in-the-dark lipstick have to do with anything? And don't sell yourself short, I'll bet you looked nice.
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Date: 2020-03-27 01:52 am (UTC)Of course a hat can't know any of that. The whole sorting business saves Rowling the effort of proper characterization. She can have all the "bad" characters in one house with a few exceptions as plot twists.
Well, I wouldn't mind switching bodies with you again, if it comes down to it. Regardless, I won't let them touch you.
What does glow-in-the-dark lipstick have to do with anything? And don't sell yourself short, I'll bet you looked nice.