[ Crowley looks up, puzzled by Aziraphale's wording. He knew neither of them were exactly bastions of experience, Crowley with only marginally more from a few awkward experiments, but he never would have guessed Aziraphale had never done his own experimenting. He was one door down from a sex shop for someone's sake, surely he'd been curious. Surely Crowley just misunderstood. ]
Angel, was this - were these your first orgasms? Like... you've never even... ?
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Angel, was this - were these your first orgasms? Like... you've never even... ?
[ And Crowley mimes wanking. ]