[ Crowley's contented sigh is cut off with the need to go on yet another meandering ramble in defense of his Very Tasteful decor. ]
It's art, for someone's sake Aziraphale, and they're fighting not fucking -
[ Crowley pauses mid-rant, and decides to actually just admit the truth to himself and the world. ]
Right, fine, they are fucking, and what better way to deter the kinds of customers you don't like than with a bit of homoerotic religious paraphernalia?
[ He grins up at Aziraphale, and gives a suggestive little wriggle between his legs. ]
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Date: 2020-05-09 05:56 pm (UTC)It's art, for someone's sake Aziraphale, and they're fighting not fucking -
[ Crowley pauses mid-rant, and decides to actually just admit the truth to himself and the world. ]
Right, fine, they are fucking, and what better way to deter the kinds of customers you don't like than with a bit of homoerotic religious paraphernalia?
[ He grins up at Aziraphale, and gives a suggestive little wriggle between his legs. ]
Especially the ones that come in with pamphlets.